Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.
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bowlersandtophats:

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TOO CUTE

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

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tags: #wtf

sherlockismysuicidenote:

wiccanwarrior:

penguin-on-a-tractor:

Can we please talk about the experiment who just made sandwiches throughout the entire series on Lilo & Stitch

look at him

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friendly reminder that Rube had the same powers and strength as stitch, but had a higher intelligence resulting in him being able to speak perfectly….but instead of being obsessed with destroying cities…only cared about making sandwiches… 

So he was basically a college student

jumpingjacktrash:

teratocybernetics:

momothefiddler:

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transagenda:

codeawayhaley:

According to the laws of physics, a planet in the shape of a doughnut (toroid) could exist. Physicist Anders Sandberg says that such planets would have very short nights and days, an arid outer equator, twilight polar regions, moons in strange orbits and regions with very different gravity and seasons.

Read more: http://bit.ly/1kPLXGT via io9

petition to turn the earth into a fucking doughnut

THE STORY POTENTIAL FOR THIS IS AMAZING YOU COULD HAVE TWO ENTIRELY DIFFERENT CIVILIZATIONS SEPARATED BY DESERT ON THE OUTSIDE AND AN PERMANENT NIGHT-WINTER ON THE INSIDE

YOU COULD (WITH A LITTLE FUDGING ON TIDES OR SOME STABILIZATION FORCE) HAVE MOONS THAT GO THROUGH THE FUCKING HOLE, WITH LUNAR-POWERED SORCERERS LIVING ON THE INNER EQUATOR IN GIANT ICE CASTLES WAITING FOR THE TIME OF THE MONTH WHEN THE MOON ILLUMINATES THE ETERNAL NIGHTTIME AND THEIR SPELLS HAVE THE MOST POWER

YOU COULD HAVE ENTIRELY DIFFERENT SPECIES THAT EVOLVED ON OPPOSITE SIDES WHO ARE BASICALLY ALIENS ON THE SAME PLANET AND WHOEVER CROSSES THE GIANT DESERT OR ARCTIC CIRCLE (HEH) MAKES FIRST CONTACT

THIS IS SO COOL

THIS IS SO COOL

I WANT TO RUN FIFTY THOUSAND GAMES ON WORLDS LIKE THIS HOLY FUCK

THIS JUST IN IF I’M UNDERSTANDING THE MAGNETIC FIELDS CORRECTLY I THINK THE ETERNAL NIGHT ICE REALM WILL HAVE NEAR-CONSTANT ELECTRICAL STORMS

Re-reblogging for the additional stuff.

this is the coolest article oh wow

I KNEW ARTHUR WOULD KISS GWEN I FUCKINH KNEW IT

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tags: #merlin

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

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amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

hetalia-answers:

Happy Easter from the Axis Trio!

Happy International Pot Day guys!

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

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charlesoberonn:

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scary-storiinn:

incenndio:

sonic-stardust:

davidbowiespermanentlydilatedeye:

playerprophet:

forsakenasylum:

sheepiness:

schrodingerscatisdead:

Tumblr’s love affair with comic sans and stars.

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just adding a few to the collection

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reblogging for reference.

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adding some more

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adds some

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my favourite post on tumblr

now in français
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a couple more for my fandom friends out there

adding my fandom :3

(Source: shisno)

crowevert:

javert as every character. javert becoming a prostitute. javert trying to arrest prostitute javert but being stopped by mayor javert. javert having sexual tension with mayor javert. javert’s daughter javert falling in love with javert. javert punching javert in the face at the barricades. javert pulling javert’s hair. dozens of javerts dying in battle. 

(Source: chiltno)

gaaraeatsgarbage:

my straight dude friends just called yaoi “yeehaw”