at a restaurant while u high like

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"can i order this"

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"would you like a soup or a salad?"

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"WHATS A SUPER SALAD"

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(Source: girlfuriend)

aluox:

memories-like-leaves:

Okay but imagine a world meeting where Canada and America switch glasses

And no one can figure what exactly’s different

But they all know there’s something wrong

And it bugs the hell out of them

Everyone’s all twitchy

And Germany can’t focus

Because they just know there’s something weird

But they can’t figure out what

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(Source: true-north-strong)

the-uncensored-she:

harboua:

This country is such a fucking joke. Did you know that if we were to divide the income in this country fairly it would be about 300,000 per person. That’s annually. You could give each person in this country 100,000 and still have enough to invest in infrastructure and research. Instead we have people who don’t have water, don’t have their basic human rights fulfilled, because they don’t have enough to pay a bill. 

Capitalism is inhumane.

nerdassbitch:

*throws shade* *misses*

(Source: summersloth)

diabeteswithowls:

oh you’re straight? so you’re kind of, like, half-bi?

(Source: queeravenger)

tags:
#me dos
Person: what are you doing?
Me: not reading the work of a stranger on the internet interpreting the relationship between the protagonists of an established media series by thrusting them into unrealistic situations in which they for some unknown reason have intense gay sex that's for certain
tags:
#please
Reblog this for a drawing of a hetalia character that reminds me of u based on ur blog content

japng:

Nice!