tags:
#tfios movie
tags:
#video

prusshit:

stillwatersofconsciousness:

imagine the sweetest guy in the world but he shouts every word he says

image

disowns:

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when bae sets up a surprise date <3

tags:
#WTNV
#AUDIO
Track: "STEVE CARLSBERG"
Plays: 183,609 plays
tags:
#video
tags:
#REF

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

I was at Starbucks and I was trying to be cool so I said my name was eren and the lady thought I said ariel.

tags:
#puppy
#video
tags:
#video
#what
tags:
#puppy