Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.
The Doctor: Believe me... It was an accident.

Raxacoricofallapatorius
You Must Be Lost

cndycrn:

A programmer is going out for a stroll one evening. His wife asks him to swing by the store and pick up a gallon of milk, and if they had eggs, to get a dozen. He returned with twelve gallons of milk and said “They had eggs.”

(Source: cssdy)

getamongst-it:

quixon:

Tracklist:

  • Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address
  • Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste?
  • Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama
  • Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady
  • Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock Ya Headboard
  • Track 5: I Got the CIA Fucking With Me
  • Track 6: White House Sanctioned Murder feat: Wild Joe Biden
  • Track 7: Government Lockdown (Fuck the Repubs)
  • Track 8: Senate Massacre
  • Track 9: Executive Branch Evil
  • Track 10: Harvard Hitman
  • Outro: Re-Elect a Real Nigga When You See One
  • Bonus Track: What You Mean Declined? (The Deficit’s Trying To Kill Me)

this track list was too good I had to reblog again

(Source: comfy-pillows)

rivailloli-titanoli:

raisesomehale:

inquiringcharlie:

there is only two people on this earth that make those moves work for them

Beyonce

this guy

image

is it just me or does he look like levi?

Quite possibly the best/worst fortune cookie fortune ever.

(Source: funnyorwtf)

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

yasmin-likes-chinchillas:

i have nO liFe

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frost—-bitten:

The merging of two nations.

hipstercanada:

happy drawacirclethatsthe earth day

therunawayinthetardis:

imagine tamaki suoh in a dollar store

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orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

(Source: dovga.com)

peek-a-boo-rikki:

sorry kid, life is hard sometimes.

clarrypickles:

because today is earth day

kurwah:

i cant believe this is an actual video that exists